Ain't I Neglectful?

Look at me! I haven't written in weeks! The nerve! Anyway, loyal readers (pffft, all one of you.)I am going to tell you of my recent adventures, as I have had quite a number of them.

Where shall I start? How about the Homecoming football game and Casino Night? Sounds good to me! SO essentially, Kent football is pretty lousey. But that's ok. We did win homecoming. I can't say I actually saw much of the game, because I spent the first half playing with Darin's 4-year-old cousin Myles, and the second half hanging out with Siri and her sister. Oh well. Casino Night was a party. Really, picture this. A bunch of highschoolers sitting around playing poker, blackjack, craps, and roulette at school. It was pretty fantastic! I am a really really bad poker player. As in, absolutely aweful! I think I played one hand, and folded about 17. But I was pretty good at blackjack. Darin and Hendrik won a ton in Texas Hold'em. Of course, they played almost all night. I played a lot of blackjack. It was a party.

Herm. What now? OOoooooh! I know! The spider!!!!!
So we (we being the cross country team and assorted forgotten children, namely Hendrik and Darin) are sitting around outside school waiting to be picked up when someone sees this huge spider. Honestly! It had the hugest butt ever! It was like a golf ball! But anyway, we're all looking at it in various states of fascination, disgust, and nausea. Then Gus says he's going to eat it. That went over well, let me tell you. So Dewey has this hard core bike, and he's riding it around. Then someone gets the brilliant idea that we should squash the spider. After a long, drawn out arguement about whether or not we squash it, Dewey runs it over. Its butt popps and oozes nastiness everywhere, but the stupid thing is still alive! So we run it over again, but it's still not dead. After like 3 more squashings, it dies. At this point, Will is bent over practically retching. Weak stomach, that one. Tyler and I have a heated shouting match about whether or not it was that gross. ("It's not that gross!" "Go look up close!" "No, it's really not that gross, I saw it!" "Go look at it up close!") So then Hendrik and Darin come over to see, and it twitches! The stupid spider twitches! After we ran it over a bazillion times. It was pretty insane!

I'm going through music withdrawl currently. My iPod is on the fritz, so I can therefore no longer listen to all my fabbity-fab music. It's quite traumatic! Because I have all this music that I don't have on CD's, so I can't listen to it in my room, and half the music I do have on CD's doesn't play because my CD player is stupid. So I'm suffering the loss of my music. It's practically killing me. Music is my life. But I think I already told you that.

Ok, welll, tomorow, or some time in the near future, I think I shall tell you all about my new amazing friends. And I might actually send them a link to my blog so they'll read it. That would make me happy.

~the supreme ruler of the universe