Hit-man For Hire

Hey! Does anyone out there need a hit-man? Because I am putting myself out there as a hit-man. Why? You will ask. Why is such a lovely girl hiring herself out as a hit-man? Or woman, as it were. Because I need money to fund my impending gaming habit. 

Impending, you ask. Yes, impending. Because I still do not actually own World of Warcraft. However, I will be purchasing it some time in the near future. And since it requires payment to keep playing, I need funding to keep that going. Hence my hiring out. So yeah, if you need a hit-man, get in contact.